Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dear followers,

Some of you may know, some of you may not...
My hetero soul mates computer is no longer with us.
This blog has become the Annika show.
Please bear with us while we work out
our technical difficulties.



Thank you and please keep us in your thoughts.
xoxo
AVP

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Who knew...


That my home state of whOREGON
had such an amazing motto.

Real deep and still so simple.
Sometimes I really miss that place,
that place I used to call home.


Sunday, April 3, 2011

This solidifies my need for Macabre Glamour...

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
I want this in my life, preferably as a
mantel piece.
Mmm mmm good.

Monday, March 21, 2011

It's so much better with two.


I found this picture and it reminded me of Annika and I...we were friends in another life too, I guess.
And we were just as fabulous then.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Marilyn Von D

If you know me, you know I crave things that are sexy.
Possibly the epitome of sex.
Marilyn Monroe was uber sex,
and I believe Kat Von D is sex with tattoos.
Now picture them together. As one.
Is it hit or miss?
Who knows?
WHO cares.
I loves it

kisses

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The New Friendship Bracelet

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So I found this awesome project on one of my favorite sites, This Is Glamorous via a new favorite of mine, Honestly...WTF?, a style blog with great DIY ideas and little tidbits of style inspiration. 


I was inspired so my sister and I drove out to Home Depot, where I asked the portly gentleman dressed in an orange apron where the bolts were. He looked at me for a second, standing before him in a cute plaid shell jacket with my vintage oxfords and pointed to the nut section. Not particularly friendly but at least he recognized me for the hardware challenged fashion enthusiast that I am. 

We picked up a box of 100 silver nuts, then decided we might want to do the bracelet in gold as well, so we bought up their supply of brass - 24 packets in all. The portly gentleman was not pleased.

When we came to the kitchen twine section we discovered that Home Depot carries a range of fishing twine in various neon colours. This made our shopping trip that should have cost me $10.00 at the most suddenly skyrocket to the level of shoe shopping. Read: expensive. 

In total, we spent $30.00 on pink and white twine and close to 400 brass and silver nuts. In the end totally worth it. When we got the hang of it, it became addictive and we quickly made 4 bracelets each, thus using up our large supply and making the money worth it. 

You should try this, they look great (my terrible photo taking skills aside) and they're therapeutic. (Just trust me) I even made a special pink one for my gal Annika. Happy un-birthday sweetie.




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What you'll need.



What mine looks like. (I know, I have creepy hands...)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light...

Blondie.
Heart of Glass.
No, no it doesn't have any meaning in my life
it's just an addiction.

and I would like these.
As vases.
In my house.

kisses,
AVP



Friday, March 4, 2011

Thelma and Louise was supposed to be titled...

Anna and Annika!
No.
But seriously.

Cleeeaarly I'd be Geena Davis since she's gigantic
And petite Anna would most definitely be Susan Sarandon.
Us bitches be Partners in Crime, yo. Ya dig?

P.S. I feel as if I should be signing out on this like "xoxo Gossip Girl"
But preferably something not as lame as shit.
Whatevs.
Kisses ,
AVP


Naughty



I haven't been posting...I'm bad I know. Sorry sorry sorry...
This is what I want my room to eventually look like. Blue and yellow are two of my favorite room colours.
(But red will always have my heart)

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Wine-o


Let's talk about how this is a wine bottle label.
Red wine. Naughty Cellars to be exact.
And if I enjoyed wine AT ALL, I would be
the spokesperson for this divine wine
Gaddammiitt.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Brown Paper Packages and So On and So On...


Counter-clockwise from left: 
1. YSL iPad case (found here.)
2. iPad.
3. Warby Parker glasses in Sinclair frame (found here.)
4. Flats in general! (found here.)
5. The Elixer of Life. (Capulus Imbibo)

mmmmmmm....good stuff.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Anna, here's to you...


This picture is dedicated to my Hetero-life Partner Ms. Anna.
She's my soul sister.
My best friend.
My anchor.
We take care of one another when the other stumbles and falls.
When life get to much and breathing becomes difficult.
When we need somebody to listen.


I'm fortunate to have her in my life.
I adore you.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

So I'm a little late but whatever...


I feel like this project isn't seasonal, and is therefore relevant now, a few days after Valentine's.
I found this on one of my favorite blogs, This Is Glamorous, a compendium of sweet nothings.
She posted this project, and I am sharing it with you, because, well, it's awesome. 
Go check out how to make this sweet nothing here.


Friday, February 18, 2011

I'm taking over the world.

Annndddd....
IT'S PINK!






SERIOUSLY.
I think I missed the whole maturation thing.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Moto Baby...


I want to be this bad ass.

Mimiiiii!


I found this last night and have since been posting it all over the internet...I just find her so adorable. And the two of them together makes my heart hurt.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

MY baby picture


Hi.

My name is Annika.
Ziggy Stardust is my daddy.
And my mommy is a ginger.
okay well half of that is true.

Fin.

My Apologies But...

Ok so Annika specifically asked me not to make this into a fashion blog, and I promise I won't, but I HAVE to post clothes sometimes, I just love them too much. These are from Elie Saab's collection at Paris Fashion Week this season. 

Two for me...


And two for Annika!


Monday, February 14, 2011

Oh, My Funny Valentine...








Kate Spade has the most amazing e-Valentines...you should definitely go check them out. I love looking through them every year and this year there were just too many awesome ones. So here are some of my favorites, dedicated to my star, Annika. Yeah, I'm kinda into Valentine's Day. Suck it.  

Friday, February 11, 2011

Drug addicted, knife wielding, alcoholic Bible thumper

Oh noes!
This is the kind of Bible I want to hang out with.
Look at the little boy, just precious.

Friday, February 4, 2011


NO I'm not Mexican. NO, I do not celebrate Dias de los Muertos on November 2nd. ALTHOUGH, I do like sugar skulls; lots and lots! SO you can shut up. MY mister and I are thinking about getting these for our next tattoos, well variations of these. Ya dig!?

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Naked as the Day We Were Born.



A very happy birthday to my co-author and best friend Annika - may this year be happier, more exiting, and more amazing than the last (which is asking a lot.) I love you girl and I'm so lucky you were born!


Now let's go dancing :)